I learned it real good...

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything one learned in school."

-- Albert Einstein

So simple it's scary...

Calculus is composed of two overarching ideas:

1) How fast is something going when it's not moving?

2) If we add up a whole bunch of zeros, what will we get?

I'm Alive

I just took a test. I would liken it unto being thrown into a pit of ravenous lions, expecting to die. Yet somehow, miraculously, you come out the other end alive. Sure you might be a little scratched and beaten, but you're alive. I survived it. I've been given the gift of life.

Assumptions

In Statistics, we assume things. We have to. But we do our best to make sure those assumptions are justified before moving forward with our work. I've recently found that checking assumptions is also important for life. For instance, we often assume when we sit down in a public restroom that there is toilet paper in the toilet paper dispenser. Few of us ever check this assumption before we proceed. Generally, this doesn't cause any problems. But every so often we find that our initial assumption was wrong, and the result isn't pretty. If you've never had to do the Stall-to-Stall-Shuffle, I feel sorry for you; you're missing out on a great life lesson.

The Vicious Cycle Continues

I’m in a Business Writing class and it has become apparent over the last week that sometimes there isn’t a right answer. The professor made it clear that language has evolved over time and continues to evolve today. The word text used to be a noun, but its most common usage today is as a verb. He also made it clear that there’s no such thing as the “grammar police”; nobody anywhere in America gets paid to or has authority to decide what is and is not appropriate grammar. Rather, people who correct you for using a word wrong are generally insecure and feel the need to assert their supposed superiority over others. According to my professor, an educated person understands that language is always changing and no rule is set in stone.

And yet I’m in this class. The reason given is that in the business world it’s important to represent yourself appropriately. People will make judgments about you based on the way you speak and write. Those judgments can have effect if you get hired, win the bid on a contract, etc.

This sparks an interesting thought: If nobody in the business world had ever taken Business Writing, or anything like unto it, then hypothetically they’d have no reference by which to make these judgments. Therefore it would appear that the only reason I need to take Business Writing is because other people have taken and are taking it. The only reason the next generation will take it is to avoid the judgments our generation became capable of making when we took it.

Who’s on first? Who. I mean the guy on first base. Who. The guy playing first base for St. Louis. Who is on first! No, I’m asking you who’s on first?!

Who throw's a shoe? Honestly now...

Well I've seen the video and heard the commentary, but I think everybody is missing one key point. Did you see how quick George W. was? The man has cat-like reflexes. I know there's a lot of people out there who have bad things to say about the President, but honestly, anybody that can move like that deserves four more years. I say we get him and Obama together for a game of dodgeball, winner takes the oval office. Seriously look at the Iraqi prime minister, he doesn't even realized what's happened yet. Can somebody say Flash Gordon?

Can't you smell that smell?

"The whole is greater than the sum of it's parts." I fully believe that because when I walk into my apartment it reeks. There's some smell that accosts you when you walk through the door. Yet I've searched the whole apartment and I can't find anything that smells like it. I can't even find one thing that smells bad. Yet somehow all of the different parts have combined to form one putrescent experience.